i bet hell is FABULOUS

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

euroarab:

i blog as fast as possible for a short time then i vanish

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

officialunitedstates:

sail boats are the easiest thing to steal ever because they don’t have a key because there is no engine.  all you need is a sound knowledge of the wind and a yearning to conquer the seas

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

homuratrash:

a japanese teenager sits his parents down

"mom dad, im gay"

"but son how do you know? are you in love?"

the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than his face. his mother begins to weep

he has yaoi hands.

offpluto:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free